A 58-year-old professor is shocked and saddened by a sub-par student evaluation.
Short on human rights, but swimming in cash, Clinton's Abu Dhabi grad party is bound to be a blast.
Gay orgasm tutorials at Harvard and Harry Potter as a Christ figure top this week's absurdities.
Perhaps the greatest video game-themed archaeological dig of all time is about to begin.
With just a few precisely-targeted concussions, you could be well on your way to a Nobel Prize.
Be careful what you say, be careful what you do.
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