One story put forth by a Fresno State University student was that he so stressed out over mid-term exams that he decided to go out to “beat and punch” some sheep.
Except that, he was discovered engaging in coitus with one of them.
Indeed, a fifth-year computer engineering student was charged with bestiality after campus police were called the campus Sheep Unit(?) and found him with his pants down … on top of a sheep.
Officers say it appeared the man was having sex with the sheep.
The report states the man told officers he was wrestling cattle.
When officers told him there were no cattle in the pen, he said it was all the same.
The student then changed his story, according to the report and told officers he was stressed over mid-terms, and came over to the sheep unit to beat and punch the animals.
But when officer told him that he saw him holding the sheep down and everything else that he was doing with it, that’s when the student admitted to the officer he was having sexual intercourse with the sheep, but that it was his first time.
The student also admitted to officers he’d been drinking earlier in the evening.
After admitting to the crime, the student also asked officers “Am I going to be expelled for this?”
The student was taken to jail. No word on any possible leniency since it was, after all, “his first time.”
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